Prepare for more world-threatening weirdness in the latest hilarious Hamish adventure from prize-winning author Danny Wallace…
This may look like just a completely and utterly ordinary book. But it’s not.
This book knows something terrifying – that the people of Earth face their gravest, grimmest threat yet. Gulp!
When Hamish arrives home to find his mum and his brother lying flat on their backs ON THE CEILING, he knows there’s something seriously wrong (again) in the town of Starkley.
What is the strange burping noise he keeps hearing? Why are weird seeds suddenly falling from the sky? And should he be worried about the odd woman with a cone around her neck?
All Hamish and his gang, the PDF (Pause Defence Force), can be sure of is that an adventure is coming...
And that means two things:
1. You have to be prepared
2. You have to prepare a sandwich
Codename: The Timekeeper
Department: Ministry of Finding Stuff Out!
Special skills: Can eat six Chomps in under a minute.
Signature moves: The Vespa Vault and The Blackbird!
Secret fact: Hamish Ellerby’s biggest secret is yet to be revealed…
Department: Innovations and Weapons of Mass Distraction.
Special skills: Super soup-ups of any kind of vehicle.
Signature move: The Guilty Lizard (no one really knows what this is).
Secret fact: Buster can’t keep a secret. Don’t tell anyone. He’ll do that himself.
Department: Head Office.
Special skills: A cool head in the face of danger.
Signature moves: The Brow Furrow, The Withering Glance, The Elbow Chop.
Secret fact: Scared of the dark. But will never, EVER admit it.
Codename: Doesn’t need one
Special skills: Just being himself, yo.
Signature move: The Casual Smirk, The Wry Comment, The Slick Quiff.
Secret fact: He reeeally wishes he was in a boyband. He wants to call it M’agickalGoldenBoyz and dress all in denim. Please don’t tell his friends (especially Buster).
Fancy getting your hands on some awesome Hamish goodies? You can win an incredible original illustration of Hamish by illustrator Jamie Littler and signed by author, Danny Wallace, too! Plus, you'll scoop a copy of Hamish and the Gravity Burp and a brilliant bag, too!
Two lucky runners up will each win a copy of the book and a bag each, too. Wahoo!
How many Chomps can Hamish eat in under a minute?